Yo mama
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Re: Yo mama
by Cyclopsis Raptor » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:23 am
Yo mama so fat she eat wheat thicks
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Re: Yo mama
by ghostude69 » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:09 pm
Yo mamas so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, when i asked whats shes doing, she said moving
Im back and I'm here to stay. You see, you cannot kill a raptor.
Where did these letters come from?!?!
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Where did these letters come from?!?!
JP rulez!!!!!
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Re: Yo mama
by Jamesgodawgs » Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:59 am
What’s the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
Santa stops after 3 ho’s.
... YO mama!
Santa stops after 3 ho’s.
... YO mama!
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Re: Yo mama
by Raptorslayer004 » Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:42 pm
Jamesgodawgs wrote:What’s the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
Santa stops after 3 ho’s.
... YO mama!
Oh damn, I'm using that.
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Re: Yo mama
by Jamesgodawgs » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:28 am
A lion wouldn't cheat but a tiger wood.
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Re: Yo mama
by Venomraptor » Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:04 pm
Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
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Re: Yo mama
by ghostude69 » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:38 am
Yo mamas like a park, wide and open to the public!!!
Im back and I'm here to stay. You see, you cannot kill a raptor.
Where did these letters come from?!?!
JP rulez!!!!!
[img]images.jpeg[/img]
Where did these letters come from?!?!
JP rulez!!!!!
[img]images.jpeg[/img]
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Re: Yo mama
by Raging Raptor » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:03 am
Yo mama's like a door nob; everyone get's a turn..
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Re: Yo mama
by Dinoguy1000 » Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:37 am
As long as we're doing cliches...
Yo mama's like a village bicycle, everyone's had a ride.
Yo mama's like a village bicycle, everyone's had a ride.
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Re: Yo mama
by ghostude69 » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:11 pm
Yo mamas so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas, and its STILL printing!!!
Im back and I'm here to stay. You see, you cannot kill a raptor.
Where did these letters come from?!?!
JP rulez!!!!!
[img]images.jpeg[/img]
Where did these letters come from?!?!
JP rulez!!!!!
[img]images.jpeg[/img]
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Re: Yo mama
by JXZ-rex » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:40 am
Yo mama is so fucking slutty she's like a lemonade stand. 5 cents a squeeze.
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Re: Yo mama
by ghostude69 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:35 pm
Yo mamas so fat she got hit by a train and yelled at them kids to stop throwin them pebbles!!!
Im back and I'm here to stay. You see, you cannot kill a raptor.
Where did these letters come from?!?!
JP rulez!!!!!
[img]images.jpeg[/img]
Where did these letters come from?!?!
JP rulez!!!!!
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Re: Yo mama
by Dinoguy1000 » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:52 am
ghostude69 wrote:Yo mamas so fat she got hit by a train and yelled at them kids to stop throwin them pebbles!!!
Dinoguy1000 wrote:Yo mamma's so fat, when she got hit by a train she yelled at the kids to stop throwin' them pebbles.
Real original.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she thinks David Letterman is a postal worker.
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Re: Yo mama
by Raptorslayer004 » Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:58 pm
Your mother is so gargantuan she cannot use doors or public transportation and has one foot . I don't think I'm good at these "Your Mother "Jokes.
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Re: Yo mama
by Dinoguy1000 » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:47 pm
*assumes a British accent* Your mother is so unintelligent that she scored quite badly on an IQ test. Hmm, yes, quite.
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